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Carlos Carlos?
Occupation
My high school sweetheart dumped me after 8 years so I started stand up because nothing fucking matters anymore and I’m starting an apprenticeship to become an electrician
Open Mic Comedy Player Type
Stand Up Comic/Comedian
Years in Comedy
1
Where are you from?
Salem, Oregon
Why do you do comedy?
I do comedy because it’s the only thing I’ve ever done where I don’t feel like an imposter. It’s kinda like therapy but it’s free and it actually works. And, I’m hoping its gonna get me some pussy.
Where was your first open mic and what was it like?
El Oh Hell at Dante’s on Burnside
Who is your favorite comedian, dead, living, or cancelled?
Brian Holtzman because he gives absolutely zero fucks.
Favorite Mic To Perform?
Doomsday (Brewing) Safehouse Comedy Open Mic
Favorite Mic To Attend?
Doomsday (Brewing) Safehouse Comedy Open Mic
Do you want to be a stand up comic/comedian as your career?
Yes (I am, or am trying to become, a full-time comic)
Based on your previous response of yes, no, or maybe; please tell us why?
Best fucking job on the planet. It’s hard as fuck but doesn’t feel like work. Making people laugh is the greatest feeling and people need to laugh it’s like medicine. And I want to get pussy.